This time, I want to share with you Funny WhatsApp Status Updates. If you are in the funny mood and finding Funny Status for WhatsApp to show your fun side then you are on the perfect place. Some people may change WhatsApp status sometimes only while some people change their status very often. So pick up one and make it your WhatsApp status and profile image and show your funny side to your friends and others.
Funny WhatsApp Status
God is really creative, I mean... just look at me :P
When I'm on my deathbed, I want my final words to be "I left one million dollars in the...
Save Water, Drink Wine!
My GF will look beautiful in Adhaar Card.
Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is "Salary is Credited".
Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife; And beer as COLD as your own.
My Study Period = 20 Minutes, Rest Time = 2 Hours.
Drunk people run on Red Light..., Normal people wait for them to turn green.
Man ask a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impresses that girl..., which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"!
70% boy Have GF, other Have Brain!
3 Mistake done by everyone... Whatsapp, Facebook & GF!
On the other hand... you have different fingers.
Girl, you better have a license, coz you are driving me crazy!
I’m a good boy with bad habits.
Flip a coin... If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine.
Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are already taken.
You can never really say what’s on your mind when your family is on Facebook.
I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun.
Dear LOL and Hamm, Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.
Our generation doesn't ring the doorbell... we text or call to say we're outside.
After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy.
Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog's proposal.
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful... Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
Fact: Phone on silent mode-10 Missed call... Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!
I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!
Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...
Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbours are not.
I Like to study.. Arithmetic - NO ... World history - NO .... Chemistry - NO .... GIRLS - YES!!!
C.L.A.S.S - Come Late And Start Sleeping.
Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough.
The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight.
I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time... lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, anytime, all the time.
Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.
In bed, it's 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school it's 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31.
Boys, if you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look like Victoria secrets angels. (From All Bachelor Girls Association)
I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.
Today's Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.
When a woman says WHAT? It's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.
If time does not wait for you, don't worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
Hello madam, do you want Credit Card? Girl: No thanks, I have a Boyfriend.
Graduation - The process changing one’s status from "Student" to "Unemployed".